rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
