Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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