im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
that may or may not have been my penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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