i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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