Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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