She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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