Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
tell me about the fingering
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