Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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