you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i dont even know how to be here
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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