i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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