I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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