No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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