i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
