4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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