Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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