Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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