So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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