It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
is that a dick in a sweater?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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