Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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