omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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