Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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