so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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