normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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