I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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