In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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