He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
