I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Randomize
