new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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