I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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