**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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