I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Found your dick twin last night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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