One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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