3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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