He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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