Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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