real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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