we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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