I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize