Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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