Me too!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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