Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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