And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Text me some of your sweat
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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