i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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