For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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