Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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