its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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