dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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