K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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