This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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