it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I could fuck to npr.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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