Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
