Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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