I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
my liver is dry heaving
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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