UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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