If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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