We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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