Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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