She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm at about main and main street
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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