Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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